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Hmmm... from Trey Birchum:


Little Johnny Lost a Day

Hope everyone had a great holiday weekend. It was fun being able to see family and friends and let all the kids run around and go crazy for a while. Good country. Cool place to hang out. Think we’ll stick around a while.

I think you’re doing a great job with the team. I especially admire your dedication. Having 8 and 9-year-olds practice for four hours a night, four days a week...that’s impressive. They must really be getting better. No? Hmm....

I really admire your ability to put silly things like heat, humidity, lightning...just put them out of sight....shows them how to be a man....standing in an electrical storm, taking grounders...how else they going to improve? Hey, can hold that metal rod up in the air after you swing....gives it a good target.....

Here’s a hint. When an entire junior high and high school athletic complex clears out due to the lights flickering and the ground shaking, it’s probably safe for you to call your little World Series practice. You know, for the tournament that’s two weeks away. You’ll just have to call Mr. Steinbrenner and tell him little Johnny lost a day in his progression to replace A-Rod at third. I think he’ll survive. And so will little Johnny.





Fairways, greens and one putts.....

Trey Birchum
PGA Head Professional, River Ridge Golf Club
email: tbirchum AT riverridgegolfclub.com