
Firmer, Fitter, Relatively Functioning Golf Professional
Yayy! I’m back! Thanks to Dr. David Cech and his wonderful staff- you guys are the best. We now have a firmer, fitter, relatively functioning golf professional. Amazing what a few months in agony will teach you about the relativity of pain.
Let’s see, what have I missed…
The Saints win the Super Bowl. If that is not the ultimate affirmation for Houston residents that the impossible can happen, I don’t know what is. Keep persevering and forty something years later, you’re on top. You know, overnight sensation.
Phil decides to start a war of principle with the Tour. Well, the Big Guy is out...Tour needs a hero...everyone’s cheering for me....gotta step up. Time to do something completely pointless. Need to draw attention to the fact that I can’t use my favorite 88 degree loft to hit over trees from 10 feet away. Yeah, that’s the way to do it. It’s great to see that gazillionaires can have a self destruct button too.
There’s been rumbling about it for a couple of years now. Don’t let this Dustin Johnson kid figure the game out. It could be scary.
Zero kudos to the IOC for their reaction to the tragic death of an athlete. Make sure you get that press release out quick that it’s not our fault...hey guys, when you wrap up the Olympics, there will be plenty of jobs waiting for you. Go to this place called Washington, DC and.....
Fairways, greens and one putts.....
Trey Birchum
PGA Head Professional, River Ridge Golf Club
email: tbirchum AT riverridgegolfclub.com