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Hmmm... from Trey Birchum:


A Star is Born

Does Lady Gaga play an instrument? I mean, besides the media?

Have had a couple of comments about the new TV ads...here’s how it all went down…
Producer: We need a fat, bald, rather unattractive man for a commercial. He needs to act like he can swing a golf club. We don’t want him to talk. Whatever you do, don’t let him speak on film. And sunburned. He needs to be sunburned. Sort of a metro redneck.
Director: Boy have we got the guy. Only one problem...he’s scared of bright shiny objects. Says something about hearing the satellite transmissions in his head....he’ll have to wear a tin foil lined cap. But the great thing is that he works for food. As long as you keep feeding him, he keeps showing up.
Producer: He’s hired. Don’t tell him you’re filming. He’ll want scale. Give him some chicken salad and send him home.

And a star is born.





Fairways, greens and one putts.....

Trey Birchum
PGA Head Professional, River Ridge Golf Club
email: tbirchum AT riverridgegolfclub.com