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Doppler Doppelgänger - We Have Vision

Yes we do, oh yes we do. Radar. Doppler Radar. Only we’re not using it to plan fishing trips. (Well we are, but that’s really none of your business now, is it? So there’s some company equipment that can possibly be used to plan pleasure excursions. And said equipment will tell me the launch angle of a hardhead when I whack it with an ASR rod in the head...tell me who hasn’t? You’re sitting there right now on your browser looking at boats, condos and betting sites. Is that any different? I’m not a monster, I’m just weak. Does this submarine my bid for the Presidency? Does that mean I can’t get my own show on Oprah’s channel? Does that mean..wha? huh?...got sidetracked...where were we? Oh yeah)

Doppler Radar. We can tell you your launch, ball speed, clubhead speed, swing path and carry distance. With three swings. We’ll even let you warm up first so you have no excuses. That’s how we roll.

Call the pro shop or email to set up your fitting appointment. And ixnay on the ishfay thing, OK?